Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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