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that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize