Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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