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(517): View more from Michigan

They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."

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(479): View more from Arkansas

New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?

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(716): View more from New York

On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar

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I think you broke the trashy scale

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(303): View more from Colorado

just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.

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(314): View more from Missouri

she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW

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