If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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