Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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