It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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