i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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