it wasn't lemon gatorade
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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