Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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