she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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