do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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