I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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