When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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