plz talk dirty to me
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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