He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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