We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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