the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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