He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Randomize
