im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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