The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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