are you still at the devil's house?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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