Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
