I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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