More tranny stories later!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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