so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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