Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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