I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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