do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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