I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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