super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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