Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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