I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize
