I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You pole danced in your parka.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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