my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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