Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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