Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what if I'm pregnant?
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While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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