you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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