he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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