You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My ass is underappreciated
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
