just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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