So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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