dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
dude. I can hear the air.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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