Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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