What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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