I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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