how can u be prego again
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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