Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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