She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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