Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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