Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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