she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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