Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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